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Ready? There you go!

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Nothing like a manhole cover
to decorate the dungeon.

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They make the ceiling look so homely.

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Wednesday!

5
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How was school?

6
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Miss. Crank gave zero
for my rainbow.

7
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-But it's a beautiful rainbow!
-She said it's very dark.

8
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She's crazy!

9
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Want me to bomb
her car?

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Maybe another time.

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Looks like we have a new mailman.

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Did you see how he looked at you, mama?

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The eyes widened.
The face turned pale.

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That look of terror.

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-I think he liked you.
-And I liked him.

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In fact...

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I think I fell in love.

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Lurch, be careful, it tickles!

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Gomez, this has gone too far.

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I can't stand to see you laugh like that.

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And I think that
the needles would hurt.

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Better luck next time.

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It was worth it.

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Here. A letter from Miss. Crank,
art teacher.

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Nice name.

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Oh no.

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She said Wednesday will fail
if you don't paint like the others.

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If it's worth a note, it's better to do it.

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But, dad, she wants
I use... colors.

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He arrives! Let's take it out
both from school.

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Let's find a way to help you.

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-But I don't know how to paint like the others.
-We will hire someone to teach.

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I don't think she liked the idea.

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I know, she didn't break
no lamp.

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The blood, the torment, the decapitation.

36
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Let's call Caravaggio
to teach Wednesday.

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Caravaggio has been dead for centuries.
We need someone alive.

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-This reduces our options.
-How about Leopold Da Minci?

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He cut off both ears.

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There's no getting over it.

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-Buongiorno.
-Rome, Italy, information?

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-YES.
-Leo Da Minci, please.

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Mamma Mia's Pizza...

44
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-Hello?
-Hello! Gomez Addams here.

45
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Is it the famous painter Leopold Da Minci?

46
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No, it's the famous delivery man
of pizza, Leo Da Minci.

47
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Great, a genius with a sense of humor.

48
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So, sir. Da Minci, what do you think about coming to
America and teach my daughter?

49
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Okay, right. But I only accept
five thousand a week.

50
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He is sure? I go up to eight.

51
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People confuse me with Leopold...

52
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Eight thousand?

53
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You're right, at least ten.

54
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So what does it say?

55
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The hospital staff will love it
this fruit basket I'm going to send.

56
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It will liven things up
in the recovery ward.

57
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I'll be near the box
mail if anyone needs it.

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Mama, that's formaldehyde essence
What am I feeling?

59
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Yes!

60
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-You have a new crush.
-If I can see him again.

61
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I waited all day for him...

62
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...but he never came.
-He delivered it at night.

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-It was camouflaged.
-A night shift!

64
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Oh, he's perfect for me!

65
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Set a trap. Nothing says "be
mine" like a bear trap.

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-Maybe that's right.
-Come on.

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You can use my card
discount at the weapons store.

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I agree, Lurch.
She uses too much perfume.

69
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"Be careful with everything"?

70
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And when the rope breaks
he falls into the trunks

71
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and the ramp.

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I'm Leo... Pold Da Minci.

73
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Is this the Addams residence?

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It doesn't look anything like the photos.
He is tall, thin and young.

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You know how it is, the cameras
younger by about ten years.

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-And you have ears.
-Yes.

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-They grew back.
-Don't you hate that?

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"Watch out for the kitten."

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DEATH TO ALL WHO ENTER

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Mr. Da Minci, I suppose?

81
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Welcome to the new home.

82
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Thank you very much, it was very good
stay, let's keep in touch.

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I hope everything is
well pay in cash.

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Which reminds me, besides teaching
Wednesday, could you do a painting?

85
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-Sorry, I retired.
-We will pay generously.

86
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Oil painting or coloring book?

87
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Surprise us.

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Wednesday, meet your new
art teacher, Leopold Da Minci.

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Hi, Wandinha.

90
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So, do you think you can help her?

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I don't think anyone can.

92
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-Good luck, old man.
-Shout if you need something.

93
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Wait, where are you going?

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Let's leave them alone
so that they get to know each other.

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So, sir. Da Minci.

96
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How long did it take
to paint the "Irises"?

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Two days.

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What can I say...

99
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I'm a genius.

100
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Da Minci didn't paint Irises,
It was Van Gogh.

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I would know if I were a real artist.

102
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Well, when you paint so many pictures...

103
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sometimes you forget.

104
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Did you know that Van Gogh went crazy?

105
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Where's the mailbox?

106
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Mama, a postman falling!

107
00:10:17,427 --> 00:10:21,144
Thank you, Lurch,
put it in the corner.

108
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Okay, I'm a total fraud.

109
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So, I'm going now.

110
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But then, my father would hire
a new teacher.

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Then you should stay and pretend to teach me.

112
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Right?

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Mr. and Mrs. Adams!

114
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Come here! I have to
confess something!

115
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I'm just a pizza delivery man!

116
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Meet Douglas Preston,

117
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the last person who admitted
lie to my father.

118
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Pathetic.

119
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He doesn't even know how to differentiate
ashtray from a funeral urn.

120
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My ivy garden
It's looking beautiful.

121
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Are you ready for lunch?

122
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Just a second.

123
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How's Wednesday going?

124
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Very good. Yesterday she
ventured into shades of gray.

125
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It's a little too cheerful for me,
But that's what the teacher wants.

126
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Mama, what is this?
This is insecticide.

127
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-You know we only use this for cooking.
-I am really sorry.

128
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-I don't know what's wrong with me.
-I know, mama. He's loving it.

129
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What good does that do me? Always
As soon as he sees me, he runs away.

130
00:12:02,196 --> 00:12:04,978
Playing hard to get,
must like you.

131
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I'm tired of running after him.

132
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What do I do to make it stop?

133
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Nail his feet to the floor.

134
00:12:12,763 --> 00:12:16,929
What a great idea!
Thank you, Gomez!

135
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No, no, darlings, share.

136
00:12:22,018 --> 00:12:25,390
Tish, when you talk like that
drives me crazy.

137
00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:28,356
No, Gomez, I think you mean...

138
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Mon cher.

139
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Not in front of the ivy.

140
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I hope he doesn't mind
with nails in their feet.

141
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Relax, he'll love it.

142
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Look at the size of it.

143
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Quality.

144
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Come, let's get the boards.

145
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They changed again!

146
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Dear me, your face is so deadly.

147
00:13:29,913 --> 00:13:33,907
And your touch, I can feel it
ice pulsing through your veins.

148
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Did you hear anything?

149
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Nothing out of the ordinary.

150
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:15,058
I hope he enjoys dinner. He
He hasn't eaten anything since he arrived.

151
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Meet the artists,
they like to go hungry.

152
00:14:17,729 --> 00:14:20,990
Hello, sir. From Minci, we brought a snack.

153
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Here it is.

154
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Orange lizard.

155
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-My favorite.
-Doesn't it belong to everyone?

156
00:14:35,735 --> 00:14:38,836
Gomez, come see, it's adorable.

157
00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:42,098
Did you like it?

158
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-Yeah...
-It's the painting we ordered!

159
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How much do you want? 30 thousand, 60 thousand?

160
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6-6-60 thousand?

161
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666 thousand then.

162
00:14:52,910 --> 00:14:55,089
A bargain for an original.

163
00:14:55,870 --> 00:14:58,947
I'm out of change, let's go
take care of it up there.

164
00:14:58,953 --> 00:15:01,790
Let's invite the teacher from
Wednesday for the sample.

165
00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:05,780
Good idea! When Ms. Crank
discover that Leopold Da Minci

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is teaching Wednesday, 
you will be so impressed that

167
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she will pass with merit.

168
00:15:10,338 --> 00:15:12,330
You will be the guest of honor.

169
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,978
Mama, it was brilliant.

170
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:26,209
-If you send a personal letter.
-It is not?

171
00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:30,332
Now the postman will have to
see me so I can sign.

172
00:15:30,966 --> 00:15:34,510
So, what do you think of this outfit, Fester?

173
00:15:37,747 --> 00:15:39,421
It's beautiful!

174
00:15:39,452 --> 00:15:42,516
Mama, you are so deformed.

175
00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:44,510
Thanks.

176
00:15:44,615 --> 00:15:47,944
I even made my famous...

177
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:51,341
-Mississippi mud pie!
-With real mud.

178
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,156
-Can I have a piece?
-No.

179
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:57,040
This is for my crush.

180
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If it doesn't give me indigestion,
I don't know what's going on.

181
00:16:00,615 --> 00:16:03,667
Miss. Crank, I'm glad
came to the sample.

182
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When you told me who
He was your guest...

183
00:16:06,738 --> 00:16:09,938
-I couldn't refuse.
-Yes, and neither do I.

184
00:16:09,981 --> 00:16:14,104
Da Minci is in my attic
alongside Van Gogh.

185
00:16:14,461 --> 00:16:16,836
You should take care of that cough.

186
00:16:22,498 --> 00:16:24,947
Mr. Da Minci, what a great look.

187
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Intensive care.

188
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:31,464
Hi, I'm Leopold DaMinci.

189
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It's an honor.

190
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,396
Well, I think it's time to go.

191
00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:41,360
You know how it is, worldwide artist
famous, parties, travel.

192
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,556
666 thousand, please.

193
00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:48,855
-You haven't shown your work yet.
-It cannot be exposed to light!

194
00:16:49,033 --> 00:16:52,049
Nor anything else.

195
00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,981
So what do you think?

196
00:16:56,793 --> 00:17:01,181
It's... it's... absolutely...

197
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,089
Splendid!

198
00:17:03,113 --> 00:17:07,089
I would recognize this style
anywhere. What a genius.

199
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,350
That's good to hear,
because I painted.

200
00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:16,683
My pupil, she is hilarious.

201
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:20,787
Hi, Wandinha, where have you been?
I've been looking for you.

202
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,123
Oh the foot.

203
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:26,430
Wednesday, it's not good to lie.

204
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:30,036
After all, I know how to recognize a DaMinci.

205
00:17:30,061 --> 00:17:32,732
Miss. Crank, my daughter never lies.

206
00:17:32,744 --> 00:17:36,203
It can break windows, cause
fires and stealing traffic signs.

207
00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:38,200
But lie? Never.

208
00:17:38,443 --> 00:17:41,513
-Tell them.
-She's problematic.

209
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:44,153
Praise won't help.

210
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:54,387
That man is not Leopold DaMinci!

211
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:56,664
He is an impostor.

212
00:17:56,689 --> 00:17:59,046
He is also a pizza delivery man.

213
00:17:59,064 --> 00:18:03,427
Serious? A forger, a fraud
and pizza delivery man.

214
00:18:03,452 --> 00:18:05,870
And I thought it was just
a great artist.

215
00:18:05,926 --> 00:18:08,049
Now I'm impressed.

216
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:12,812
Wednesday, this painting is excellent.

217
00:18:12,855 --> 00:18:16,080
I think I underestimated you.

218
00:18:16,098 --> 00:18:18,080
I hope there are no hard feelings.

219
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,387
When you push someone down the stairs

220
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,818
It is important not to use too much force,

221
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,898
otherwise you can strain the muscle.

222
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:37,261
Hello.

223
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:42,732
Mrs. Grandma Addams,
a letter for you.

224
00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:45,692
It's so good to see you.

225
00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:50,449
Here, I did a little something for you.

226
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:58,541
What are you trying to do? Kill me?

227
00:18:58,570 --> 00:19:01,963
Kill you? What nonsense.

228
00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:20,750
I need a new job!

229
00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:26,184
Will you call me?

230
00:19:40,443 --> 00:19:42,221
Four stop signs?

231
00:19:42,258 --> 00:19:45,052
Leave some for
the other children.

232
00:19:45,064 --> 00:19:47,366
She deserves a 10 in arts.

233
00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,809
Furthermore, they are crossing signals.

234
00:19:49,809 --> 00:19:51,800
It wouldn't be right to forget any.

235
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,772
Wow, how logical.

236
00:20:03,341 --> 00:20:06,203
Mama, it feels so good for you
see outside the house.

237
00:20:06,215 --> 00:20:08,566
Too bad it didn't work out with the postman.

238
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:12,836
It's okay, he wasn't mine
type. Very nervous.

239
00:20:12,898 --> 00:20:14,990
I bet you'll meet someone.

240
00:20:15,052 --> 00:20:19,655
Okay, I know it was that one
girl who stole the signs.

241
00:20:39,526 --> 00:20:43,452
Another victim of the Addams' charm.